Dreams of Pavement

Sadly, my plan to update Dreams of Pavement on a more regular basis didn't materialize. I know, I'm shit. Instead, I have moved over...

Dear superinjunction footballer man who cannot be named but everyone knows your identity, After wasting a reported £50,000 on a superinjunct...

It's been a while all zero readers out there! Hows it going? We must catch up soon! My absence on this blog is about to change (I hope)....

I get some rather strange stories when I log on to Hotmail to check my emails, today was no different. I was intriged by this headline: ...

In the past few weeks I have been absent from the blogging world, two things have been staple front page new stories, both utterly bewilderi...

Jonathan Ross is under fire again after a comment on his radio show where he suggested you should disown your son if he bought a Hannah Mont...

Chris Moyles, questioning Stephen Fry on Chris Moyles' Quiz Night: "Have you always been really clever?" Oh Moyles, spare me y...

I'm not one to bang on about 'broken Britain' like a tabloid on it's high horse, although even a fairly unshockable young pe...

It's all got a bit serious of late. I've turned into some angry ranting creature which is of my nature, however, seriousness is not....